Are you the rest in person or counts her even more likely to be impatient minds? The latter? Then you should not read the following nine points. For the mere thought of it will trigger unexpected emotions in you. And certainly not beautiful …

1. In a service-hotline call and hang in the queue

-Please have patience. Our next freelancer is because the same for you. Soon as he is back from a coffee break. Promise. A small moment. No reason so hard to hit the phone against the wall!-

2. At supermarket checkout queue

-You just wait, I got it to fit! Here’re at three cents. Moment, in the other pocket I still have spare change! Well, where is it …?-

3. Waiting for food at home restaurant

-Can it perhaps be something for you to drink? We are today unfortunately somewhat understaffed, so it will take with the food a little. I simply fill neatly from, so can I have a tip later.-

4. Online shopping

-Thank you for your purchase. Your order is on the way … and go … and go …-

5. With the girlfriend shopping, if you even want to buy anything

-I try only very fast these two dresses and also try on the jacket here. Maybe together with the rock and then we must visit the new store on the corner I’m everything.-

6. Bake cake

-Preheat the oven to 180 degrees before. Way until the red light goes out. This means an eternity. Thereafter, place the cake in the oven and wait. Approximately until next year.-

7. Clarify important things about WhatsApp

Sally is online. Sally writes …-  Nothing happened. – Sally writes …-Nothing happened. – Sally writes …

8. Premature Gifts

But open only on the birthday! You know else’s misfortune brings. No, not lenses. No. I’ll give you a prediction. Not even a little. No..

9. Series

-What What did he mean by summer break? What a summer break? Damn, my life has no summer break!-