Ups! Why suddenly watching us because these people so bad from the side …?

It is sweet! With such a remark you can not go far wrong fortunately, when you talk with new parents. The following questions and statements we may as better resist:

• You must be relaxed when you are home with the kids all day!

Sit comfortably on the sofa, put your feet up and enjoy the young? Forget it! Who finds it relaxing, with child in her arms to do the housework while it is teething and just crying all day, well then …

• If I even have a child, I would never allow him so to romp through the neighborhood!

Oh, what you would never do anything …

• Man you look finished! How come? You must have the morning not to get up early to be on time at the job.

Reality: It was a dream, in the morning at 06:00 clock to get up to make yourself relaxed ready for work. Now wake the little one at two in the clock. And at four. And are from half past five awake …

• What are you doing all day? Is not that terribly boring?

Boring? Um, nope. Washing unfortunately does not wash itself. And who incidentally still has to deal with a small child who starts crying when you want to leave the room, rejoicing in each ticked item on the to-do list.

• I can not imagine having children EVER me. What makes the women! They have no more time for themselves, neglecting the career and detect them even if they had to get a haircut or have leftovers on the clothes.

Thanks for compliment!

• Today we hit really sleep on the plaster, okay? Your parents’re here to take care of the children.

Yes, of course. Nevertheless, the little five-thirty in the morning crawl into my bed …

• Should your daughter can not speak so much better? Are you sure that everything is normal ?!

Chill out! This is not a race for the top spot on the podium!

• What, you have not seen the new movie with George Clooney? No longer about you coming out of the house?

Apparently not. But maybe I do not look at me any crap on, but spend my precious time rather with what meaningful …

• Horrible, that you can talk to mothers about nothing more than children.

Perhaps you think of any other topic. I have very well other topics in the head except baby food, diapers and playground!