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Mothers are already a very special species. And they also have their own language. For they say regular things that actually have an entirely different meaning. The sure each of you knows from his own mother. And if you are already Mama herself, then perhaps you know it even from yourself.
We have the mom code decrypts times:
- Would you like to come over for dinner on Sunday?
Actually means: On Sunday you come over for dinner!
- So I’ve NEVER smoked!
Actually means: At least not cigarettes;)
- This is a nice outfit, but you will not is cold?
Actually means: You look like from the street line, pulling you kindly about!
- Glad to reach you!
Actually means: I know for sure that you have ignored my last 15 calls!
- Have you heard lately from your Brother?
Actually means: WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR BROTHER and why he never answers his phone!!
- I thought i could show you these jeans.
Actually means: I bought a pair of jeans for me, but it does not fit and I no longer have the receipt.
- In the fridge are still leftovers from dinner, you can make you warm.
Actually means: Why were not you just in time for dinner there and did not call for make me know?
- Did you happen to see my black silk scarf?
Actually means: I have the scarf found at the bottom of your laundry basket – with a burn mark! Do you have anything to say?
- Have you ever heard of Paul again?
Actually means: Paul was the best thing that could ever happen to you, and I just do not understand why you broke up with him!
- We bought a new computer.
Actually means: When can you come over and set up the new computer?